Famous people who died on the toilet.
Here is an extensive list of real people who died on the throne.
Elvis Presley died of an overdose, falling off the toilet
into a pile of his own vomit.
Judy Garland died of an overdose discovered slumped over her
toilet.
King George II of Britain suffered a heart attack while
sitting on the toilet.
Wenceslaus III of Bohemia assassinated with a spear while he
sat on the toilet.
Godfrey IV, Duke of Lower Lorraine, was attacked by an
assassin while sitting on the toilet. He died a week after the attack.
Japanese warlord Uesugi Kenshin was assassinated with a
spear while sitting on the toilet.
British author Evelyn Waugh, who coincidently also married a
woman named Evelyn, died on his toilet. Some believe he drowned in it, however
his official cause of death was heart failure.
Famed architect Louis Kahn suffered a heart attack and died
on the toilet in New York City’s Penn station.
One of the early Christian preachers, Arius, had been
condemned as a…
New Anniversary Gifts Destined to become Traditional
My wife and I have been married for 20 years today. Over the past 20 years I made efforts each year to observe the traditional anniversary gifts. Some of them are certainly more difficult than others, and many of them are hard to find gift worthy in the modern age.
Therefore, I offer you a modern take on anniversary gifts. How many of these will become traditional?
First Anniversary – The Ramen Noodle anniversary. Let’s face it, you blew $30,000 on the wedding, and your student loan debt hasn’t gone anywhere. Share a Cup O’ Noodles. Eat with chopsticks on the floor because you can’t yet afford a couch.
Second Anniversary – The Puppy Anniversary. She’s been looking at you with those eyes that say she wants to start a family, but you just bought a new couch. Get her a puppy instead.
Third Anniversary – The Kinky Lingerie Anniversary. Leather, silk or lace can re-fire the engines after a year of flannel pajamas that smell like the puppy,…
Therefore, I offer you a modern take on anniversary gifts. How many of these will become traditional?
First Anniversary – The Ramen Noodle anniversary. Let’s face it, you blew $30,000 on the wedding, and your student loan debt hasn’t gone anywhere. Share a Cup O’ Noodles. Eat with chopsticks on the floor because you can’t yet afford a couch.
Second Anniversary – The Puppy Anniversary. She’s been looking at you with those eyes that say she wants to start a family, but you just bought a new couch. Get her a puppy instead.
Third Anniversary – The Kinky Lingerie Anniversary. Leather, silk or lace can re-fire the engines after a year of flannel pajamas that smell like the puppy,…