Anyhow, if Sunfyre ran homeschooling, here's a sampling of the curriculum!
Titles of New Homeschooling Courses
Mathematics: Algebra and Other Math You'll Never Use
Guidance Counseling: Pulling up Your Pants And Other Dress for Success Techniques
Home Economics: Cooking Bacon
Computer Science: How to Clean Your Browsing History
Prelaw: Choosing the Right Bail Bondsman
Chemistry: Mentos and Coke and Other Homemade Bombs
Literature: Shakespeare and 400 Years of Knockoffs
American History: Absolute Truth According to Christian White Men
Geography: How to Use Google Maps
Drivers Education: Get a Job, Then We'll Talk
Do you have suggestions for future courses? Put them in the comments!