I interviewed Sparky using Microsoft Messenger late one night last week. I determined through that interview that she was ideal for the position. She is intelligent, funny, a little hot, and most importantly she had $25.00 to donate!
Here's the interview:
SunFyre: What first made you visit SunFyre Magazine?
Sparky: You told me to check out your website when we met at your sister's wedding, remember?
SunFyre: I don't remember much from that night.
Sparky: Me neither. But you wrote it on my hand with a Sharpie. I woke up with www.sunfyre.com on my hand and said WTF. That was really rude.
SunFyre: Sorry. (Hint to webmasters, always carry a Sharpie. It, used properly, can really increase traffic!)
SunFyre: What is your educational background?
Sparky: I have a Masters degree in education.
SunFyre: Interesting, and what is your current occupation?
Sparky: I'm a waitress in Red Bank, NJ.
SunFyre: What is your ideal position with SunFyre?
Sparky: Well, missionary is ok, but I prefer to be on top! J/K LOL, you aren't going to put that on SunFyre, are you?
SunFyre: (Blushing) No, don't worry.
SunFyre: How about your personal life? Married, kids, etc.?
Sparky: Happily married, no kids, 2 birds, and a dog... Woody, Puddles and Oscar.
SunFyre: Is puddles the dog?
Sparky: No, Oscar is the dog, Puddles is my husband's name.
Sparky: BTW I laughed at the Alias articles this month. I love that show. I'm a little obsessed with Michael Vartan.
SunFyre: I'm a lot obsessed with Jennifer Garner!
SunFyre: Next question... what's your Deepest, Darkest Secret?
Sparky: I like Justin Timberlake. I think he's actually kind of talented.
SunFyre: I'm going to keep that little secret too... no one needs to know that.
SunFyre: Where does the name Sparky come from?
SunFyre: I always knew Peppermint Patty was a lesbian!
SunFyre: One last question... What is your ideal position with SunFyre?
Sparky: Didn't you already ask me that?
SunFyre: Yes, but I wanted to hear your answer again, LOL.
Sparky: LOL, you aren't printing that, right? A couple friends read this, and Puddles reads it too.
SunFyre: Don't worry.