The Figure Model An artist had been working on nude portraits for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine. After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day. Since, Karen, his model, had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence. They talked for a few hours, got to know each other better, and enjoyed each other's company. Then as they were sipping their wine, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said,"OH NO It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!" A Compliment A woman standing naked in front of bedroom mirror says to her husband, “I feel fat and I feel ugly, pay me a compliment darling.” T
SunFyre is written by a guy in a wheelchair, thus "...words from a seated position." However, this journal isn't about being disabled. I'm a husband, father of twins, entrepreneur, author and occasional political pundit.