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Question #7: If you could do something totally out of character and remain anonymous, what would you do?

SunFyre: I'd be a drug dealer, or mobster. I think being a career criminal would be kind of interesting and exciting. Unfortunately, I'd want to do it in a way that didn't cause others great misfortune. I'd want to be the drug dealer who sold drugs that no one ever used. Maybe I could be a hit man who only assassinates really bad guys with no families.

Basically I want to drive the car and wear the clothes.
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