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10 things you shouldn't wear on Casual Friday

10 things you shouldn't wear on Casual Friday

  1. Spandex
  2. Anything made out of "Pleather"
  3. Flip-flops
  4. A whale tail
  5. Your Renaissance Faire costume
  6. Glue-on Vulcan ears and your "communicator device"
  7. Your T-shirt that says "What the Fuck are you looking at Dicknose"
  8. A necktie... only
  9. Your roller derby uniform
  10. A Klan sheet

Happy Friday.

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  1. I would have to say a whale tail should never be worn, not just limited "things you shouldnt wear on casual Friday". Ew.

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