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Marriage - Before and After

Here's a take on how some feel the "before" and "after" marriage perspectives change: Before: You take my breath away After: I feel like I'm suffocating Before: She says she loves the way I take control After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars After: If I had a dime for every clumsy thing he's done Before: We agree on everything! After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own? Before: Is that all you're having? After: Maybe you should just have a salad, honey. Before: Nothing is too good for you! After: You spent how much?? Before: Ideal After: Idle Before - Candy hearts and flowers After - Onion rings and antacid Before: Time stood still After: This relationship is going nowhere Before: Croissant and cappuccino After: Bagel and instant Before: Blind After: Nearsighted