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Groundhog Day 2010, A Lame Holiday? A PR Dream?

The guy on the news said Groundhog's Day is the lamest holiday. I beg to differ. My kids were so excited. We watched the news as a family over breakfast, and I didn't have to buy them any crap. Awesome holiday. BTW, Phil saw his shadow.

PETA was protesting Groundhog Day, saying Phil shouldn't be kept in captivity because he's a wild animal. They actually suggested replacing Phil with an electronic/robotic groundhog.  

He is the most well cared for groundhog in the world. He's doing much better than his cousin, Punxatawny Roadkill. I'm all for treating animals ethically, but now they are just looking for headlines. No wonder people don't take PETA seriously. They do good work under a shroud of PR bullshit. Sad really.


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