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Flip-Flop Weather

Today my wife was excited.  The mercury is expected to pass 60°F today for only the second time this year. According to her 60° is officially flip-flop weather.

So I tried to think where we go from here:

50°F Hoodie Weather60°F Flip-Flop Weather70°F Shorts Weather80°F Short Shorts and Tank Top Weather (or SSTT for you txtrs)90°F Bikini Weather100°F Hoodie Weather again, because you should be inside with the air conditioner blasting!
Let us know about your weather in your neck of the woods, and if you're brave, send us a picture.

Friday Funnies: Nuts & Butts

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.


Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it..


So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.


"Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.


Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives".....thumbs down again.


Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.


Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again !


So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.


"Nuts and Butts".....no way.


"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.


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Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper