SunFyre...words from a seated position

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

We all know and love Farmville.  Zynga, the makers of Farmville, have made Cityville, Chefville, Castleville, Petville, Yoville, Fishville, and The Ville.  Pioneer Trail used to be called Frontierville.  Zynga also announced its first official sequel, Farmville 2!

Their games are awesome, even if their naming conventions are a bit uninspired.

Well, now it’s time for Sunfyre to help out, or should I say Sunfyreville.

Here are a bunch of games that Zynga should make.  Maybe they will throw me a bone if one of the ideas is a hit.

Pornville – Your Cartoon Villite is an adult movie producer.  You have to hire talent, scout locations, purchase the best video equipment, rent web hosting space and produce your works of art.  Imagine the customization features for the avatars.  Can you say plumber overalls meets French maid outfit?  You can visit your neighbors to earn extra lube or gift them some cocaine.

Nerdville – You can create your own nerd cave in mom’s basement.  Earn three online colle…

Every year on September 11, Facebook and YouTube get inundated with conspiracy theorists. I'm here to tell you that you're wrong! Conspiracy theories are insulting. They are insulting to the men and women who died, and their family. They are insulting to science. They are insulting to the architects, fire inspectors, and aviation forensics who studied the crashes extensively on site. They are insulting to the armed forces members who went to war, particularly the ones who died or became permanently disabled.

Yes, there are anomalies and unexplained points, however this is a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. By definition it's an anomaly. The only reason why 9/11 conspiracy have more credibility is because they are more pervasive, thanks to the ease of information access on the Internet.



9/11/2012 -- UPDATE: I thought it best that I share an example. Here is the image that stirred my thoughts this morning. And further down is another example that readers will claim as "pr…

My assistant, Nicole, is about to go on maternity leave. This is her second pregnancy; both since she has been working for me. In the past 10 years I've had six of my attendants become pregnant. Both sisters, three sisters-in-law, and several close friends have had babies. Finally, as most of you know, my wife and I have twins. All told, I've experienced 26 babies in the past 10 or 11 years, so I'm somewhat of an expert on pregnancy.

Here are some common questions about pregnancy ...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is plenty. I probably would've stopped after a dozen.

Q: I'm approximately 8 weeks pregnant. When will my baby move?

A: At approximately 18, he will move to college. Approximately 4 years later, he will move back home. After that, it's anyone's guess.

Q: What's the most reliable method of determining the baby's sex?

A: Childbirth

Q: My wife is five months pregnant. She is extremely moody. She talks irrationally, and occa…