The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have any protection?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get any protection, they could not get romantic.
"Maybe they sell some supplies at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had any supplies.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"HECK No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"