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Sunfyre's Homeschool Curriculum

My friend's daughter (a soon to be second-grader) informed her mom that she wants to be homeschooled. My friend, a little burnt out of spending her summer with a seven-year-old and a two-year-old, told her that second grade will be awesome. Although, she confessed to me that she's already looking forward to our annual "kids-are-back-in-school-Margarita-party".

Anyhow, if Sunfyre ran homeschooling, here's a sampling of the curriculum!


Titles of New Homeschooling Courses


Mathematics: Algebra and Other Math You'll Never Use

Guidance Counseling: Pulling up Your Pants And Other Dress for Success Techniques

Home Economics: Cooking Bacon

Computer Science: How to Clean Your Browsing History

Prelaw: Choosing the Right Bail Bondsman

Chemistry: Mentos and Coke and Other Homemade Bombs

Literature: Shakespeare and 400 Years of Knockoffs

American History: Absolute Truth According to Christian White Men

Geography: How to Use Google Maps

Drivers Education: Get a Job, Then We'll Talk

Do you have suggestions for future courses? Put them in the comments!

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