L.A. public pools don’t have lifeguards—[they] have life coaches. If they see you struggling in the water, they say, “Are you happy with the decisions you’re making?” and give you a pamphlet for a yoga studio. ~ Craig Ferguson – – A commuter train from New York to Washington DC suddenly lost power and slowed down to a crawl. The conductor comes on the intercom. "Good news and bad news.The bad news is we've lost power and are coming to a stop. The good news… You're on a train not an airplane." – – We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out. ~ Lew Schneider – – Summer has the dumbest names for holidays. What day do we try to get everyone together? Independence Day. What day does everyone have off work? Labor Day. – – A shepherd was teaching his apprentice "Lad, how many sheep are in the field?" After a moment the apprentice said "18". "Well done, now round t
SunFyre is written by a guy in a wheelchair, thus "...words from a seated position." However, this journal isn't about being disabled. I'm a husband, father of twins, entrepreneur, author and occasional political pundit.