March 10th, 2004... More Sunday Night TV

Kristie and I watch three shows on Sunday night, but we can never depend on the kids going to bed or staying in bed, so we tape them and watch them throughout the week.  Last night I wrote about Alias, the other two shows are The Practice and whatever series is on HBO, currently The Sopranos.

The Practice did something bold at the end of last season.  They fired the two main characters and several supporting characters.  Of the original practice, only three lawyers remain.  Then they hired James Spader to replace Bobby.  He's supposed to be this cocky lawyer with a good heart and an animosity toward authority.  He's a terrific character, and a complete change from last season, which was getting dull with personal tragedy in Bobby and Lindsey's lives.

We've been watching it all season and, up until recently, enjoying it.  Monday night we watched the tape, and I wasn't excited to see it.  I tried to figure out why, then it occurred to me.  It's become the same show again.  The lawyers are different, but there is always a case in which we don't know who to trust.  They drag out the good cases for three episodes, at least.

Also, the cocky new lawyer is getting old.  Literally not a single episode has been about any other character.  Eugene was always my favorite character, and he's been reduced to a supporting character who is usually just there to bust James Spader when he breaks the bar code of ethics or the law.

The old Practice from about three seasons ago had five or six lawyers with different specialties and different strengths and weaknesses.  Each case lasted one episode, or sometimes two cases over two episodes, but never one murder for six weeks.  No one liked all six lawyers, but you didn't have to, because you had other favorite characters.  The show didn't feel liked a formula show.

One other thing the old Practice had... ratings.

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March 9th, 2004... Sunday Night TV

One of my favorites shows is Alias.  We actually watched it Sunday.  The kids were in bed early and sleeping soundly.  It's a pretty good spy show but it's getting old.  Nearly every week one of the main characters gets shot or has a gun in their face, yet no one ever dies.  This week Agent Vaughn was shot four times in the chest, then had a live bomb with only 40 seconds left.  I don't mean to spoil things for you, but let's just say "Kevlar and wire cutters".

Marshall is one of my favorite characters, he is a super genius who just had a baby and is sleep deprived and Super-caffeinated.  I can relate.

Anyhow, why am I extra annoyed at Alias this week?  Good question!  You know the subtle product placements that advertisers use.  They pay our favorite shows to have the characters drink a certain beer or bring home a bucket of chicken.  This week it went to far.  During one early scene the agents chase the bad guys into a parking garage where one bad guy has a Ford Mustang waiting.  Ok, subtle yet believable.  Then Agent Bristow shouts, "Quick, the F-150."  And they hop into a 2004 jumbo cab and chase the Mustang through the parking garage.  Did I mentioned the blatant camera zoom on the F-150 emblem?  Immediately following the chase scene, there was a commercial break, of course... the new Ford F-150!

Ok, you are special agent Bristow.  The bad guys about to destroy the world are escaping, and you choose perhaps the biggest vehicle on the top floor of a parking garage for the chase.  I've been in parking garages that a F-150 couldn't even get in.  I hate when product placement directly influences the script.

Next, yes it gets better, the episode was done in two parts.  The first half from Agent Bristow's point of view and the second half from the bad guys perspective.  They showed a couple common seems from each perspective twice, including the chase scene which was identical, giving us even more looks at the new Fords.

Coke - The Real ThingAnyhow, I'll be right back.  I'm very thirsty and I need a cold, refreshing Coca-Cola or perhaps a Budweiser.  I'm a little hungry to, maybe I'll go to McDonald's, I'm Loving It.  Oh, and I have to feed the cats some Meow Mix and change their Tidy Cat litter.  Was that too blatant?

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March 8th, 2004...Levis Crisis

Kristie in her Sexy JeansThere is a thief in our midst!  My wife can't find her favorite jeans, those slightly faded ones that make her a$$ look great.  She tried to wear them last weekend, but they weren't where she left them.  She's looked everywhere, behind things, under things, and on top of things.  She called our nanny to ask her if she's seen them.  "Last I saw them, they were on the foot of your bed."  She replied,  exactly where Kristen thought she left them.

The private investigator naturally looked for suspects close to home.  During my interrogation I asked the investigators if the jeans were stolen directly off my wife's body.  They said "no" and immediately realized I lacked motive.  I'm cleared for now.

If you have any information a reward of $3.65 has been raised for information leading to the arrest and lynching of the culprit.  If you have kidnapped them, please return them unharmed and we will pay the ransom!

Please send ransom notes or information to her here!

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March 3rd, 2004... Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

So Kristen says to me "Let's rent a movie tonight, I'll pick it up on the way home."

"Sounds terrific, Honey, pick out something good, but please no... {click, dial tone}... chic flick!"  Damnit.

And that's how the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood got into my home.

Here's the basic plot without spoilers.  Sandra Bullock stars as a Broadway playwright who was interviewed by Time magazine.  She tells the interviewer that her difficult childhood with her mother (Ellen Burstyn) gave her inspiration and challenges to overcome.  The issue arrives on newsstands making her mother sound like a raving lunatic, which isn't terribly far from the truth.  Mother and daughter immediately stop speaking, pictures are torn, wills are changed and wedding invitation lists are shortened.

That's when the Ya-Ya Sisterhood gets involved.  The mother, Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker, started a secret sorority of four young girls who have remained best friends for life.  The other three Ya-Ya's (as they call themselves) swoop in to save the mother/daughter relationship in time for the wedding. They kidnap Siddalee 'Sidda' Walker (Bullock) back to New Orleans and begin to try to explain her mother's behavior by showing her a massive scrapbook.

The story jumps back and forth in time, where we find a much younger Vivi played by Ashley Judd.  Vivi's perpetual need for a perfect New Orleans debutante life ends up destroying her emotionally when she realizes her idea of perfection is impossible.

The movie was well written, based on the novel by Rebecca Wells, by my wife tells me the novel was better.

The acting was nothing spectacular.  Sandra Bullock's character was dry and boring.  She's one of my favorite performers because she plays these girl-next-door characters who go on to do something amazing or interesting or funny.  Her character wasn't amazing, interesting, or funny so she was just there.

Ashley Judd, as young Vivi, was a little more interesting because she had a very sexy New Orleans accent that was convincing.  Besides this she didn't thrill me.  The biggest problem I had was that Young Vivi and mature Vivi (Burstyn) didn't seem like the same character.  I realize she's supposed to have matured and lost a little of her naivete, but the two characters were so different that a line of progression wasn't clear.

James Garner played Shep, Vivi's dedicated husband.  He's a quiet, non-assuming husband who is content to love without being loved.  He plays his role well, but the character is dull.  David Lee Smith plays young Shep, and the characters are completely different people.  You assume that Shep's spirit was broken some time ago, but it's never shown in the movie.  It makes the characters both unbelievable.

One shining acting moment was Maggie Smith as Caro Eliza Bennett.  To those of you under 18, she's Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter series.  Caro is the second in command of the Ya-Yas.  Her character was played through an oxygen mask about 50% of the movie.  It created an interesting dimension to this feisty old woman.  Had the entire movie been deeper she would have added another nomination to her list of six Oscar nominations and two Oscar trophies.

New Orleans played a small role in the movie, but I feel certain a larger role in the novel.  Just the names of the young socialites turned old gave it a New Orleans feel; Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker, Caro Eliza Bennett, Necie Rose Kelleher, and Teensy Melissa Whitman.

I was almost hesitant to give this movie my "Give Me Two Hours of My Life Back" rating, but honestly that's where it falls.  It isn't a bad movie, but it isn't one to which I could relate.  My mother isn't insane, she wasn't emotionally abusive, and I'm not female.  I think if those three things apply to you, you would probably find Ya-Ya Sisterhood as good as they come.  If you are any of those three, it's probably worth the rental.  But I'm a guy, reasonably well adjusted, with a reasonably normal mother, who wants two more hours.

Ya-Ya,

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March 2nd, 2004...Oscar Night

I did pretty well picking the Oscars this year.  I went five out of six in the big categories.  My only wrong answer, which frankly I thought was a long shot, was Bill Murray.  He's a terrific comedic actor, but funny guys don't get nominated often.  Bill looked so disappointed.

Sean Penn won for Mystic River, and I'm sure deservingly so.  He's a brilliant actor, in spite of the fact he's a little wacko. 

Tim Robbins also won for Mystic River.  This didn't surprise many people, he's added quite a few trophies to his mantle as he quipped in his acceptance speech.  The only surprise here was that this was his first nomination for acting.  I've always liked him, and I guess I assumed he'd been nominated several times before,  comes immediately to mind.

Renée Zellweger is a great actor, because she really acted surprised at her win for Supporting Actress.  She acted surprised at the Golden Globes and the Screen Actors Guild Awards too. She was the only big winner for the Civil War epic Cold Mountain.

Speaking of Golden Globes, Charlize Theron is one of the sexiest women in the world in my opinion.  Her striking beauty complements her amazing figure.  She's extremely likable on screen, both in looks and personality, but I've never considered her among great actresses of our day. 

I'm not sure who pitched Monster to the studio, but my guess is the pitch included a Charlize Theron - Cristina Ricci lesbian affair, and neglected to mention that they were going to make Charlize FUG-LY in make-up. When she didn't have her looks to fall back on, she rose to the occasion.  I haven't seen the movie, but even the trailer gives me justification for her award.

Lord of the Rings cleaned up this year.  It was the movie that Academy voters have somewhat shunned for a couple years.  They didn't want this fantasy blockbuster to gain critical acclaim as much as it has financially succeeded.  "Sure it's a fun movie, but not quite Oscar worthy."  After three years, the voters finally conceded that it's an all-around great movie.

Funny thing, I'm not sure if this is a record of some kind, but the trilogy was nominated for Best Picture all three years, yet only once (Ian McKellan, 2001) was anyone nominated for acting.  And this year out of 11 total nominations, no actor was nominated.

Thankful just to be nominated,

SunFyre


March 1st, 2004... 20% More Free

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Actually, this allows me more flexibility with photo sizes and layout.  So really, it's all about my convenience and well-being, but it's free so shut up.

Another new feature you may, or may not, have noticed is the Photo Galleries link on the main menu.  It doesn't work yet, but give me time.  I have a fairly large collection of photos from a variety of sources.  I'm going to add them to galleries gradually.  Usually when I include an image in my daily blog, I had to shrink it from a full size image.  I'll use these photo galleries to archive larger images.  I'll be able to make most of the images in the blog clickable.

Feeling Generous,

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