SunFyre...words from a seated position

SunFyre is written by a guy in a wheelchair, thus "...words from a seated position." However, this journal isn't about being disabled. It's written by someone who spends too much time sitting, staring at a 24" monitor. He's probably more like you than you can imagine. You're sitting now, aren't you?

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Happy Birthday Grandma

My Great Grandma is turning 80 tomorrow. I'm going to her party tonight. It's not a surprise party, at 80 years old it might be a surprise coronary!

In other news... we bought a house! I'll post pictures this weekend.

In other news... I've been offered an opportunity with a new client that could be huge. I've been spending my evening hours writing proposals rather than blog entries. Sorry.

Finally, my kids gave up their binkies... big news in our house. Next week I'll teach you how to wean your kids the Wrong Way.

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Monday, February 07, 2005

Patriots topple the Eagles

Well, New England and Dion Branch knocked off the Eagles, but Philadelphia definitely made it interesting.

The whining has already started where I live. They couldn't exactly complain about Donovan McNabb considering he threw over 300 yards. Terrell Owens was clearly healthy and contributed. Brian Westbrook gained almost 100 yards and scored. And the defense held the Patriots to 24 points, which is no small feat.

All I'm hearing from the neighbors is how poor the clock management was. They had to march the entire length of the field in the last minute, and score. Had they hurried, and turned the ball over, fans would have been complaining that the Eagles should have been patient.

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for being closer to NFL champions than any other Eagles team since the Super Bowl Era began. Going to four consecutive NFC championship games is a major accomplishment, especially into today's league. They were simply slightly out-played by a slightly better team. SunFyre applauds you.

And congratulations to Bob Kraft and his New England Patriots for building the first dynasty of the 21st century.

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Sunday, February 06, 2005

That’s the way the cookie crumbles

Frightened neighbor sues teens over late-night gift — and wins

MSNBC News Services
Feb. 4, 2005

DURANGO, Colo. - Two teenage girls who surprised their neighbors with homemade cookies late one night were ordered to pay nearly $900 in medical bills plus court costs for a woman who says she was so startled that she had to go to the hospital.

La Plata County Court Judge Doug Walker declined Thursday to award punitive damages, saying he did not believe the girls acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.

Taylor Ostergaard, then 17, and Lindsey Jo Zellitti, then 18, baked the chocolate chip and sugar cookies one night last July. They made packages with a half-dozen cookies each and added large red or pink construction-paper hearts that carried the message, “Have a great night” and were signed with their first initials: “Love, The T and L Club.” Then they set off to make their deliveries.

The Denver Post reported Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking. It reported that six neighbors wrote letters entered as evidence in the case thanking the girls for the cookies.

‘Shadowy figures’ and no answer to ‘Who’s there?’

But Wanita Renea Young, 49, said she was at her rural home south of Durango around 10:30 p.m. when she saw “shadowy figures” outside the house banging repeatedly on her door. She yelled, “Who’s there?” but no one answered, and the figures ran away.

The teens said they did not answer when the woman called out because they wanted the treats to be a surprise.

Frightened, Young spent the night at her sister’s home, then went to the hospital the next morning because she was still shaking, had an upset stomach and feared she had had a heart attack.

Apologies called insincere

The teenagers’ families offered to pay Young’s medical bills, but she declined and sued, saying their apologies were not sincere and were not offered in person.

The girls declined comment after the ruling. Taylor’s mother said her daughter “cried and cried.”

“She felt she was being punished for doing something nice,” Jill Ostergaard said.

Young said the teenagers showed “very poor judgment”

“The victory wasn’t sweet,” Young said. “I’m not gloating about it. I just hope the girls learned a lesson.”

The two were ordered to pay $871.70 plus $39 in court costs. They paid the judgment Thursday, a court clerk said Friday.

My two cents

I couldn't believe this story. Talk about a suit-happy world we live in. This story absolutely amazes me because there are so many things that went wrong. First, it sounds like the judge is a complete idiot, out of touch with reality. He was looking for any reason to shut up Wanita Renea Young. The best he could come up with was "10:30 was a little late for you to be out". The stupid thing was, had they gone to the dance, that certainly wouldn't have been over at 10:30.

It sounds to me like Wanita Renea Young is at least somewhat mentally ill. Clearly she's paranoid about people stepping on her porch. Why would a judge reward her. He should have dismissed the case, and referred her to a mental health evaluation. Now, if she does have mental health issues, he has simply provided a more substantial crutch for her to lean on.

I'd think I'd file suit on behalf of the 17-year-old against Ms. Young, for corrupting the moral fiber of a minor. Perhaps even criminal charges should be necessary. She's perverting the worldview this girl once had. Where staying home from a dance to avoid alcohol and cursing, baking cookies, and delivering them to your neighbors in a surprise manner is not only wrong, its civilly actionable.

These were apparently good girls. They simply stopped on the doorstep of a neighbor who likely needed positive attention more than most. Some people may say that they shouldn't have knocked and ran. But had they rung the bell, and stayed, my guess is that Wanita may have sued them anyway. She may sue them, not for poison cookies, but for cookies that may contain poison and causing her great emotional distress while contemplating eating them.

This is a personal appeal to Ms. Young's sister... get your sister some help! She's fũcked up, in my opinion.

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Saturday, February 05, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles on Super Bowl Eve

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Get Ready for the Super Bowl

'Twas the night before the Big Game and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a green and white mouse.

Three years ago was the first time Philadelphia and it's suburbs caught Super Bowl fever. In 2001 it was impossible to find any Eagles merchandise on the shelves. Six of every 10 cars had football helmet window clings or those clip-on flags with the Philadelphia Eagles emblem.

Now it's been four NFC championship games in row, and after the first win, the attitude is "about time" rather then Super Bowl exuberance. The only Eagles flag in my neighborhood is the guy, Jeff, across the street. His flag has been up every day except Memorial Day, Veterans Day, and July 4th, when he breaks out the Star Spangled Banner. A couple guys in my neighborhood were drinking beer, huddled around a propane grill, last night wearing Eagles sweatshirts, but those guys get drunk together at a 3-year-olds birthday party. Nothing would indicate that decades of Eagles fans have waited for this opportunity.

I was really hoping for an all-Pennsylvania bowl, and I think that certainly would have excited Eagles fans. But now they seem already pre-defeated by the closest thing to a dynasty the NFL has seen in a decade, the New England Patriots.

Perhaps I'm just too far from ground zero. South Street may be hopping tonight. Perhaps south Philadelphia neighbors are partying already. The frats at Temple University may already be rolling out extra kegs for an after party. I just don't see it.

If the Eagles are going to win tomorrow, it will be without their 12th man, and I don't mean Terrell Owens. I think every Eagles fan certainly wants them to win, but few are anticipating it.

After watching the city of Boston win the World Series and the destiny they felt after defeating the Yankees, you clearly see how the fans carried that team closer to victory.

I hope the Eagles win, but frankly, this city, this region of the state, doesn't deserve a Lombardi trophy. They've outright crushed talented teams with criticism, caused talented coaches to retire prematurely, and run extraordinary players out of town, not only in football, but baseball, hockey, and basketball too.

If they lose, I'd like to say that they'd welcome home the Eagles like the fans from Buffalo welcomed home the Bills on four occasions in a row, but I can't. I fully expect the Eagles to be welcomed back like the '93 Phillies, complete with death threats and vandalism. They destroyed that team, and they never recovered. They literally drove Mitch Williams out of town after he put up a season of better relief pitching statistics than every other Phillies pitcher combined.

If the unlikely happens, and they win, will it set the stage for the future of sports in Philadelphia? Will we see Allen Iverson bring a roundball championship? Assuming the NHL doesn't go belly up, will we see the Flyers hoist the Stanley Cup? Will the Phillies have a resurgence and become a contender again?

Somehow, I doubt it. There's lots to love in Philadelphia, but sports fans aren't among them.

In fairness, I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan who grew up in the '70s in Pittsburgh Steeler country.

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

SunFyre Magazine has a new CEO

It pleases me greatly to introduce Meghan, a.k.a."Sparky". Sparky has been a SunFyre reader for several months, and took this opportunity to become world famous.

I interviewed Sparky using Microsoft Messenger late one night last week. I determined through that interview that she was ideal for the position. She is intelligent, funny, a little hot, and most importantly she had $25.00 to donate!

Here's the interview:

SunFyre: What first made you visit SunFyre Magazine?

Sparky: You told me to check out your website when we met at your sister's wedding, remember?

SunFyre: I don't remember much from that night.

Sparky: Me neither. But you wrote it on my hand with a Sharpie. I woke up with www.sunfyre.com on my hand and said WTF. That was really rude.

SunFyre: Sorry. (Hint to webmasters, always carry a Sharpie. It, used properly, can really increase traffic!)

SunFyre: What is your educational background?

Sparky: I have a Masters degree in education.

SunFyre: Interesting, and what is your current occupation?

Sparky: I'm a waitress in Red Bank, NJ.

SunFyre: What is your ideal position with SunFyre?

Sparky: Well, missionary is ok, but I prefer to be on top! J/K LOL, you aren't going to put that on SunFyre, are you?

SunFyre: (Blushing) No, don't worry.

SunFyre: How about your personal life? Married, kids, etc.?

Sparky: Happily married, no kids, 2 birds, and a dog... Woody, Puddles and Oscar.

SunFyre: Is puddles the dog?

Sparky: No, Oscar is the dog, Puddles is my husband's name.

Sparky: BTW I laughed at the Alias articles this month. I love that show. I'm a little obsessed with Michael Vartan.

SunFyre: I'm a lot obsessed with Jennifer Garner!

SunFyre: Next question... what's your Deepest, Darkest Secret?

Sparky: I like Justin Timberlake. I think he's actually kind of talented.

SunFyre: I'm going to keep that little secret too... no one needs to know that.

SunFyre: Where does the name Sparky come from?

Sparky: I loved Charles M. Schultz and the Peanuts. His nickname was Sparky. Oh, you have to see this peanuts cartoon someone sent me. It's awful, and hilarious!

SunFyre: I always knew Peppermint Patty was a lesbian!

SunFyre: One last question... What is your ideal position with SunFyre?

Sparky: Didn't you already ask me that?

SunFyre: Yes, but I wanted to hear your answer again, LOL.

Sparky: LOL, you aren't printing that, right? A couple friends read this, and Puddles reads it too.

SunFyre: Don't worry.

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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Happy Groundhog Day

On a beautiful February day in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania a darling little groundhog named Phil crawled out of his cozy abode and said "hey, there's my shadow."

SIX MORE WEEKS OF FũCKING WINTER!!?? FũCK YOU, PHIL.

Here's some stupid groundhog links...

Groundhog.org - the Official Site of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club

Punxsutawney Phil.com

Groundhog Day History from Stormfax

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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

New Game on Orisinal

Ferry Halim has posted a new game on Orisinal. It's called A Daily Cup of Tea and you play the part of two mice trying to steal sugar cubes off shelves. If you've never experienced a Ferry Halim game, you're probably thinking I'm losing my mind. But, his Orisinal games are works of art.

First, every little flash game is stunningly beautiful with his unusual 3-D, almost Anime, style. In today's world of complex and often violent games, he's proven that you can have simple and non gory games that are fun. Finally in a era where Halim, himself, says "Nothing is Original" he offers incredibly original games. No cookie cutter formula games here. While a couple may remind you of others, none is a knock-off.

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