I
interviewed Sparky using Microsoft Messenger late one night last
week. I determined through that interview that she was
ideal for the position. She is intelligent, funny, a
little hot, and most importantly she had $25.00 to donate!
SunFyre: What first made you visit SunFyre
Magazine?
Sparky: You told me to check out
your website when we met at your sister's wedding, remember?
SunFyre: I don't remember much from that night.
Sparky: Me neither. But you wrote it on my hand with a
Sharpie. I woke up with
www.sunfyre.com on my
hand and said WTF. That was really rude.
SunFyre: Sorry. (Hint to webmasters, always
carry a Sharpie. It, used properly, can really
increase traffic!)
SunFyre: What is your
educational background?
Sparky: I have a
Masters degree in education.
SunFyre:
Interesting, and what is your current occupation?
Sparky: I'm a waitress in
Red Bank, NJ.
SunFyre: What is your ideal position with SunFyre?
Sparky: Well, missionary is ok, but I prefer to be on top!
J/K LOL, you aren't going to put that on SunFyre, are you?
SunFyre: (Blushing) No, don't worry.
SunFyre:
How about your personal life? Married, kids, etc.?
Sparky: Happily married, no kids, 2 birds, and a dog...
Woody, Puddles and Oscar.
SunFyre: Is puddles
the dog?
Sparky: No, Oscar is the dog,
Puddles is my husband's name.
Sparky:
BTW I laughed at the Alias articles this month. I love
that show. I'm a little obsessed with Michael Vartan.
SunFyre: I'm a lot obsessed with Jennifer Garner!
SunFyre: Next question... what's your Deepest, Darkest
Secret?
Sparky: I like Justin Timberlake.
I think he's actually kind of talented.
SunFyre: I'm going to keep that little secret too... no one
needs to know that.
SunFyre: Where does the
name Sparky come from?
Sparky: I loved
Charles
M. Schultz and the
Peanuts. His nickname was
Sparky. Oh, you have to see this peanuts cartoon
someone sent me.
It's awful, and hilarious!
SunFyre: I always knew Peppermint Patty was a lesbian!
SunFyre: One last question... What is your ideal position
with SunFyre?
Sparky: Didn't you already ask
me that?
SunFyre: Yes, but I wanted to hear
your answer again, LOL.
Sparky: LOL,
you aren't printing that, right? A couple friends read
this, and Puddles reads it too.
SunFyre:
Don't worry.
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