Kids Need Art Every Day

Here's my weekly YouTube video blog. This week's topic is "Why you should give your kids lots of opportunities to create art." If you watch you'll also get to learn why I'm wearing that ridiculous hat.

Friday Funnies: Nude Modeling

The Figure Model

An artist had been working on nude portraits for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine.

After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day.

Since, Karen, his model, had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence. They talked for a few hours, got to know each other better, and enjoyed each other's company.

Then as they were sipping their wine, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said,"OH NO It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"

A Compliment

A woman standing naked in front of bedroom mirror says to her husband, “I feel fat and I feel ugly, pay me a compliment darling.”

The husband replies, “Well your eyesight’s spot on!”