Unique Sexual Experience

The next question for Mandy is from page 285. (I figured out the sex questions are in the back.)

Question #4: How would your lover react if you share the desire for unique sexual experience?

Mandy: I guess that depends on which lover I am with this week. Just kidding, mostly.

Don't most guys want a unique sexual experience? I think they'd all react favorably. All you have to do is say "Would you like to try..." and you'll hear "I can be there in five minutes!" Guys are simple creatures.

I don't think I've ever looked for a "unique" sexual experience. They just find me.

Was it good for you?

Mandy says the gloves are off now.

Question #3: Do you want your lover to tell you when you haven't satisfied them sexually?

SunFyre: This is actually an easy question for me... although it's never happened.

Yes, I want them to be satisfied, and truthful about it. I'm kind of a insecure asshole down deep, so if I thought she was pretending once in a while, I would probably assume that she was pretending every time. Eventually, she have a mind blowing orgasm, and I'd accuse her of lying about it. I can see the scene now:

SunFyre -- Was it good for you?

Incredibly Hot Blonde -- (breathing heavily) that was the most (gasp) mind and body altering experience of my life... thank you, my God, thank you SunFyre!

SunFyre (brooding) -- What do you want, an Oscar for that performance? Get the f--- out of my bedroom!

Attention ladies... please be honest with me. Tell me what is in your top 10, but not the best you've ever had, unless it was. If I only make the top 10 first time around, I'm more than willing to try for the crown again. Practice makes perfect.

European Vacation

Mandy wouldn't let me pick my own question... so I had to choose it randomly by page number without looking. Here's a question from page 133.

Question #2: If you won an all-expenses-paid trip for two weeks, where would you go?

Mandy: Hawaii is tempting but... I'm going to say Europe. I'd want to travel around different countries, France, Germany, Spain, Austria, Switzerland, Italy and the former Czech Republic. (She's laughing at the Czech Republic. I think it's a fine place to live.)

I want to eat good food, drink good wine, and see lots of castles.

Jason: Please allow me to translate. She wants to visit France, and hook up with a guy named Pierre. She wants to stop in Germany and do it with a guy named Heinrich. Then head over and meet Miguel in Spain. Jet over to Austria for a tryst with Gustav. Ski a little in Switzerland, then head to Italy with Mario for some pasta. Lastly, she'd fly to Sweden with Inge and Sonia for a little lesbian menage a trois. Okay, that last bit may be just me fantasizing, but the rest is absolutely true.

Just Let Me Die, Already

I saw this story today, courtesy of Reuters, about a man who gave up sex over 75 years ago.

HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 107-year-old Hong Kong villager, who still enjoys an occasional smoke, has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence, a newspaper said on Sunday.

"I don't know why I have lived this long," Chan Chi -- one of Hong Kong's oldest people -- was quoted as saying in the South China Morning Post during an annual feast for the city's elders. "Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years -- since I was 30," said Chan, a widower whose youthful bride perished during the Japanese invasion in World War Two.

Chan, from Hong Kong's less built-up New Territories hinterland, was pictured looking sprightly and eating heartily at the banquet. A former chef, he said a low-fat diet and regular dawn exercises had helped him fight off the ravages of old age.

But the centenarian, who's had no difficulty living a monastic existence for nearly 80 years, admits the pleasures of tobacco have been harder to resist.

"Now I want to quit," he was quoted as saying of his decades-long cigarette addiction. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he added.

Well, I have to seriously wonder if this guy's life is worth living? I know, I know, every life has value. Let's not start the flames yet. I'm a little bit serious.

So apparently, the guy was about 30 years old when his wife died. I'm all in favor of monogamy, as a concept. But I don't think anyone would have blamed the guy for having a couple of dates. Even his wife, whom I'm sure he loved, would have probably said "check her out" and encouraged him to get a little sumptin' sumptin'.

I just feel like this guy is probably pretty depressed. Okay, a year or two out of respect for the dead wife. Maybe another year or two to get back into the swing of dating, if he's ugly. But after three or four years, that's just depression.

My favorite part about the article, however, has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with the fact that a guy who can abstain or for 75 years, can't give up the cigarettes, even though he wishes he could. Sure, big tobacco will probably put this guy in a poster with the caption "see, they don't really kill you", but even he wants to quit.

Fertile women more attractive to men!

The attractiveness of a woman depends on her hormone levels, a new study has found.

According to researchers at the University of St Andrews, UK, women's facial attractiveness is directly related to their oestrogen levels.

Miriam Law Smith and her colleagues photographed 59 women, aged between 18 and 25, every week for six weeks. On each occasion, they provided a urine sample for hormone analysis and gave information on where they were in their menstrual cycle. None of the women wore make-up, nor were they taking the contraceptive pill.

The researchers then selected the photograph of each woman that had been taken at the time of her highest urine-oestrogen level, and this correlated to the point of ovulation in the women's menstrual cycles. These photographs were rated by 14 men and 15 women for attractiveness, health and femininity.

"There was a very strong and direct correlation between the level of each woman's oestrogen and how attractive, healthy and feminine they were found to be, showing that fertility is related to attractiveness. It is likely that those women with higher hormone levels also had increased levels of oestrogen during puberty - the time when the hormone has a crucial role in determining facial appearance," New Scientist quoted Law Smith as saying.

She said that the amount of oestrogen produced by a person's body during the average seven-year-long puberty is largely determined by heredity, and the hormone has lasting effects on bone growth and tissue formation as well as the skin's appearance.

Smith, however, cautions that teenage girls should not be given doses of oestrogen in the hope that they will grow into more beautiful women, because the hormone may have side effects.

Asian News International
London, November 2, 2005