SunFyre...words from a seated position

SunFyre is written by a guy in a wheelchair, thus "...words from a seated position." However, this journal isn't about being disabled. It's written by someone who spends too much time sitting, staring at a 24" monitor. He's probably more like you than you can imagine. You're sitting now, aren't you?

Monday, November 12, 2007

Disabled characters on Aardman show


The creators of Wallace and Gromit have unveiled their latest characters - all of whom share a disability.

Aardman Animations have teamed up with the Leonard Cheshire Disability charity to launch Creature Discomforts, based on their much-loved Creature Comforts series.

The six animal characters are voiced by disabled people who talk about the discrimination and difficulties they encounter.

Peg the Hedgehog, Slim the Stick Insect, Flash the Sausage Dog, Tim the Tortoise, Spud the Slug and Brian the Bull Terrier will feature in TV adverts from January. They are available to view online at www.creaturediscomforts.org.

The campaign aims to highlight the disadvantages that disabled people experience every day, and to raise awareness among the public.

It will feature in newspapers, magazines, bus stops and online from Thursday, and in TV adverts in January.

Recent research carried out by the charity revealed that nine out of 10 disabled people in the UK believe they are the victims or prejudice or discrimination.

Bryan Dutton, director-general of Leonard Cheshire Disability, said: "We want people to change the way they see disability, to think and act differently and to make a positive difference to the lives of disabled people.

"Creature Comforts is well known and much-loved for its ability to bring home messages in a simply, everyday way. Our Creative Discomforts campaign builds on this, making a serious point with humour."

The campaign's director, Steve Harding-Hill of Aardman, said: "Taking the real voices and experiences of disabled people and creating animated stories that are informative, entertaining and poignant has been an immense but incredibly satisfying challenge."

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Robert Alder, Inventor of the Remote Control, Dies

Ever since I read the Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, I wanted to be an inventor. To this day Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison are my heroes. I didn't want to become rich and famous. I didn't want to invent everything and anything like Edison. I simply wanted to say "I created that" about something that influences everyone's lives.

Robert Alder did that. Imagine the world without the remote control. There's an entire generation of people who have never stood up and walked across the room to switch channels. But let's look at the bigger picture. Remote controls allow me to personally navigate my life far better. But does that with all of us, but for someone in a wheelchair remote controls are essential.

They're useful for far more than switching between House, 24, and American Idol. They allow my mother-in-law to switch the channel during an unexpected nude scene on HBO, even though no one in the room is under the age of 30. Remote controls allow us to dim the lights, turn on soft music, and have a romantic interlude without ever leaving the sofa. The same technology allows me to use a portable doorbell so I can get the attention of my caregivers and my family when I need it, even from the opposite end of my long house.

Robert Alder you are a hero, at least to me. And until today, I didn't even know your name.

Below are some excerpts from an obituary, courtesy of the Associated Press.

BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- Hit the mute button for a moment of silence: The co-inventor of the TV remote, Robert Adler, has died.

Adler, who won an Emmy Award along with fellow engineer Eugene Polley for the device that made the couch potato possible, died Thursday of heart failure at a Boise nursing home at 93, Zenith Electronics Corp. said Friday.

In his six-decade career with Zenith, Adler was a prolific inventor, earning more than 180 U.S. patents. He was best known for his 1956 Zenith Space Command remote control, which helped make TV a truly sedentary pastime.

In a May 2004 interview with The Associated Press, Adler recalled being among two dozen engineers at Zenith given the mission to find a new way for television viewers to change channels without getting out of their chairs or tripping over a cable.

But he downplayed his role when asked if he felt his invention helped raise a new generation of couch potatoes. "People ask me all the time -- 'Don't you feel guilty for it?' And I say that's ridiculous," he said. "It seems reasonable and rational to control the TV from where you normally sit and watch television."

Various sources have credited either Polley, another Zenith engineer, or Adler as the inventor of the device. Polley created the "Flashmatic," a wireless remote introduced in 1955 that operated on photo cells. Adler introduced ultrasonics, or high-frequency sound, to make the device more efficient in 1956.

Zenith credits them as co-inventors, and the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences awarded both Adler and Polley an Emmy in 1997 for the landmark invention.

"He was part of a project that changed the world," Polley said from his home in Lombard, Illinois.

Adler joined Zenith's research division in 1941 after earning a doctorate in physics from the University of Vienna. He retired as research vice president in 1979, and served as a technical consultant until 1999, when Zenith merged with LG Electronics Inc.

During World War II, Adler specialized in military communications equipment. He later helped develop sensitive amplifiers for ultra high frequency signals used by radio astronomers and by the U.S. Air Force for long-range missile detection.

Adler also was considered a pioneer in SAW technology, or surface acoustic waves, in color television sets and touch screens. The technology has also been used in cellular telephones.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office published his most recent patent application, for advances in touch screen technology, on February 1.

His wife, Ingrid, said Adler wouldn't have chosen the remote control as his favorite invention. In fact, he didn't even watch much television.

"He was more of a reader," she said. "He was a man who would dream in the night and wake up and say, 'I just solved a problem.' He was always thinking science."

Adler wished he had been recognized for more of his broad-ranging applications that were useful in the war and in space and were building blocks of other technology, she said, "but then the remote control changed the life of every man."

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Friday, August 05, 2005

I'm Going to Be the Next American Idol

Well, if geeks had an idol, I'm going to be it, or at least make an attempt. My favorite show (yes, it's on G4TV) is Attack of the Show. It's my personal daily retreat into geekdom. I'm going to be the new host!

The show is pretty much made for me. It has segments about software, games, technology news, DVDs, and music. That's all well and good, but even for me, rather boring. What makes this show great is its smart and somewhat cynical sense of humor. It's a show for geeks, by geeks, who also enjoy laughing at geeks.

Anyhow, long story short, one of the three hosts (actually, the one I liked best) left the show rather suddenly a few months ago. They made due with guest hosts from other shows for eight or ten weeks, and now they are actively recruiting.

They decided to hold open casting calls in San Francisco, New York, and their home base of Los Angeles. The LA and San Francisco calls are over, and New York is this weekend.

I'm going.

It sounds incredibly stupid. A guy, and somewhat ugly guy at that, is going to attempt to become a super television star, well, a minor personality on a third or forth tier cable network at least.

"Why?" You ask.

Good question. First, my true love career is broadcasting. I studied radio and television broadcasting for three of my four years in college before an honest and genuine academic adviser told me "Jason, you have a television voice, but a radio face."

He wasn't being cruel. He just knew that television stations don't hire baby-faced guys in wheelchairs with crooked teeth. He also knew that my voice doesn't pop enough to guarantee a steady job in radio.

That was in 1990, and times have changed. I hope the world is nearly ready for the first severely disabled minor celebrity. Maybe not, but I'm going to give it a try.

Here's my pitch... I figure that shortly after I become host, word will start circulating among the population of disabled Americans. Few will believe that any show hired a gimp like me. There are approximately six million severely disabled people in the U.S. If I can capture the Male 12-34 (G4's key demographic) segment, I should persuade maybe 5% of that six million to watch regularly. That's 300,000 new viewers. I haven't been able to secure official television ratings for Attack of the Show but my guesstimate is that 300,000 new viewers would about double the current regular viewers. No other host could hope to have that draw, at least not another unknown.

I'd be the Uhura of the disabled. (Only a true geek would understand.)

Furthermore, my demographic is even better than the typical 12-34 year old males. Heck, all we do is sit around in front of televisions or computers!

Anyhow, Saturday morning I'm off to New York City for the audition. Wish me luck!

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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Lose Weight for the New Year and Look like Jennifer Garner


My Guilty Pleasure show is Alias, starring Jennifer Garner. The season premier was a two-hour special on Wednesday night. I watched it twice actually. Not because I'm obsessed, but a friend called me about 10 minutes before it started and asked me to tape it. She came over last night and watched it with me.

You're wondering what this has to do with weight loss. Well, on January 1st, you and about half of America decided to make a resolution to lose some extra weight. On January 5th, advertisers decided you were too fat as well, especially those of you who watch Alias.

The first time I watched the premiere was with Kristen, and about 3/4 of the way through I noticed an exceptional number of weight loss related ads. So many, in fact, that's why I sat through the entire episode again. Kristen helped me write down every weight loss or dieting related commercial. I came up with 15 companies, she came up with 16. Many of them aren't typically related to weight loss, but had a distinct dieting twist to this particular commercial.

First, there were several standard weight loss ads.

  • Weight Watchers

  • Special K cereal

  • Hydroxycut

  • One-a-Day Weight Smart vitamins

  • Bally Total Fitness

Then, a couple products whose ads don't typically address healthy lifestyles, but they made an exception this week.

  • Milk (24 ounces in 24 hours helps you lose weight.)

  • Jared was back in the Subway commercials, two different commercials.

  • This week's 20/20 episode is about weight loss.

  • Applebees Restaurant has a Weight Watchers menu.

  • Wal-Mart is the place to save money on everything healthy.

Finally, the bullshiit artists came out. These are the commercials who attempted to convince me they are diet foods.

  • Dannon and Yoplait both perpetuated the myth that yogurt is diet food.

  • Wheat Thins claimed zero grams of "trans-fat".

  • Three Musketeers advertised they are lower fat than other candy bars.

Here's the truth:

Compare yogurt to milk. A single six-ounce serving of original Yoplait yogurt (from my refrigerator) contains 170 calories. Total carbohydrates is 33 grams, 27 of which are from sugar! An eight-ounce serving of 2% milk (fills you up more) and only has 11 grams of carbohydrates, and 120 calories. Milk also contains 50% more calcium, which some legitimate studies indicate may help you lose weight. milk also has 20% more vitamin D and more vitamin C. (Yogurt does have slightly more phosphorus, whatever that does.)

Reduced Fat Wheat Thins contains 4 grams of fat including 1 gram of saturated fat. While not a high fat snack, you get 150 calories an a bonus of 260mg of sodium. Neither of these are too bad, but you get virtually no nutrition. The only nutrient over 2% is iron at 6%. If you want a healthy snack, eat an apple. Need the iron? Try broccoli.

My personal favorite... Three Musketeers is a Candy Bar. If I have to look this one up for you... you're too far gone... have a Snickers, they taste better!

The one advertisement on which we disagreed was from Victoria's Secret. Apparently they are having a sale on large breasts, two for the price of one, or something. I wasn't really listening, but Kristen took it as a "you wish you were this hot" ad that suggests you might look like this with the right bra.

Apparently the advertisers are winning the war. Following the episode Kristen looked at me and said "Honey, I want to look like Jennifer Garner."

To show my support for my wife, I said "Honey, I too want you to look like Jennifer Garner." That's just the type of husband I am.


If you missed it, here’s the entire episode…

The show opens with Sydney Bristow in an incredibly sexy outfit, seducing a bad guy selling top secret stuff to other bad guys. Then her cover is blown, and all Hell breaks loose. Lots of punching and kicking begin.

...Flashback 72 hours to find out how it all begins…

Sydney’s job is in jeopardy because of rogue behavior, Vaughn is a cry-baby again, and Sloane controls the world again. Something bad happens, and they show how Sydney ended up in the sexy outfit.

SunFyre contemplates masturbating to thoughts of Sydney later. (Which, if done properly, can burn several hundred calories.)

Sloane reveals the bad, bad man, and sends Sydney after him with a sword. She almost dies, then saves the world, thanks to help from friends and family and a computer nerd named Marshall.

I'll be tuning in January 12th to see if advertisers have given up on us already.

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