Here's 50 U.S. State mottos that will never make their flags, and one for our nation's capital.
Remember, we at SunFyre are equal opportunity offenders!
| Alabama: | Yes, We Have Electricity |
| Alaska: | 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! |
| Arizona: | But It's A Dry Heat |
| Arkansas: | Literacy Ain't Everything |
| California: | By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda |
| Colorado: | If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
| Connecticut: | Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet |
| Delaware: | We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water |
| Florida: | Ask Us About Our Grandkids |
| Georgia: | We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism |
| Hawaii: | Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) |
| Idaho: | More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure |
| Illinois: | Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
| Indiana: | 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
| Iowa: | We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
| Kansas: | First Of The Rectangle States |
| Kentucky: | Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
| Louisiana: | We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign |
| Maine: | We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster |
| Maryland: | If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It |
| Massachusetts: | Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) |
| Michigan: | First Line Of Defense From The Canadians |
| Minnesota: | 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes |
| Mississippi: | Come And Feel Better About Your Own State |
| Missouri: | Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work |
| Montana: | Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else |
| Nebraska: | Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
| Nevada: | Whores and Poker! |
| New Hampshire: | Go Away And Leave Us Alone |
| New Jersey: | You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! |
| New Mexico: | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
| New York: | You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... |
| North Carolina: | Tobacco Is A Vegetable |
| North Dakota: | We Really Are One Of The 50 States! |
| Ohio: | At Least We're Not Michigan |
| Oklahoma: | Like The Play, Only No Singing |
| Oregon: | Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner |
| Pennsylvania: | Cook With Coal |
| Rhode Island: | We're Not REALLY An Island |
| South Carolina: | Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender |
| South Dakota: | Closer Than North Dakota |
| Tennessee: | The Educashun State |
| Texas: | Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) |
| Utah: | Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
| Vermont: | Yep |
| Virginia: | Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
| Washington: | Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! |
| Washington, D.C.: | Wanna Be Mayor? |
| West Virginia: | One Big Happy Family ... Really! |
| Wisconsin: | Come Cut The Cheese |
| Wyoming: | Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!! |
