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Bruce Almighty -- B -- June 23, 2003
Catch Me If You Can -- B -- June 8, 2003
The Cell -- C -- October 23, 2003
Chocolat -- B -- October 23, 2003
The Cotton Club -- C -- August 11, 2003
Dumb & Dumber -- D -- May 28, 2003
High Crimes -- C -- June 3, 2003
Lilo and Stitch -- C -- July 1, 2003
The Matrix -- A -- June 4, 2003
The Matrix Reloaded -- B -- June 4, 2003
Monsters, Inc. -- B -- July 1, 2003
Mr. Deeds -- C -- May 4, 2003
One Hour Photo -- C -- March 31, 2003
Planet of the Apes (1968) -- B -- May 9, 2003
Planet of the Apes (2003) -- D -- May 9, 2003
A Rage in Harlem -- C -- August 11, 2003
Spiderman -- B -- June 20, 2003
Tap -- C -- August 11, 2003
Unbreakable -- A -- October 23, 2003
White Nights -- A -- August 11, 2003
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Madden 2004 -- Very Good -- October 16, 2003
Star Wars Galaxies -- Awesome -- July 3, 2003 and July 24, 2003
Rating Scale: Good-Ok-Bad
Catch Me If You Can -- Good -- June 8, 2003
Clifford the Big Red Dog -- Love Him -- July 3, 2003
Swingin' Chicks of the '60s -- Good (probably) -- May 23, 2003
Amazon.com -- Love It -- March 16, 2003; September 18, 2003
American Idol -- Eh -- May 20, 2003
Arnold as Governor -- Love It -- August 14, 2003
Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup -- Love It -- October 30, 2003
Bonds, Barry -- MVP -- November 19, 2003
Bourbon Street -- Love It -- July 29, 2003
CART Racing -- Love It -- May 10; May 11, 2003
Chaney, Coach -- Love Him -- November 19, 2003
Cigarette Company Executives -- Hate Them -- June 19, 2003
Clifford the Big Red Dog -- Love Him -- July 3, 2003
Columbus Day -- over-rated -- October 13, 2003
The Concourde -- Technological Marvel Still Needed -- October 24, 2003
The Court of Two Sisters -- Ask for Jeremy -- July 30th, 2003
Christmas Shopping Lines -- Hate Them -- December 13, 2003
Christmas Tree -- Love Them -- December 5; December 6, 2003
Crock Pot -- Love It -- May 3, 2003
Dallas Cowboys -- Love Them -- September 22, 2003
Deanie's Seafood -- Order the Catfish -- July 26, 2003
Death Penalty -- Useless -- November 21, 2003; Life or Death?
Dover Downs Raceway -- Eh -- June 2, 2003
Fashion Models -- Make Great Dates -- July 28, 2003
Flag Day -- Love It -- June 14, 2003
Gastric Bypass Surgery -- Hate It -- September 27, 2003
Gettysburg -- Love It -- June 10, 2003
Hurricane Isabel -- Disastrous -- September 19; September 20; October 12, 2003; Photos
Influenza Vaccines -- Approaching Hysteria -- December 13, 2003
Jackson, Michael -- Freaky -- November 21, 2003
James, LeBron -- Impressive Kid -- November 19, 2003
Keyboard Scum -- Disgusting -- December 22, 2003
Masturbation -- Proven Healthy -- July 18 2003
Magic Rattle Winnie-the-Pooh -- Love It -- May 2, 2003
Marriage Proposals -- Do It Right -- December 21, 2003
Meatball Recipe -- Delicious -- November 18, 2003
Mile High Club -- Not a member -- June 10, 2003
Monkeypox -- Think It's Funny -- June 10, 2003
Monkeys -- I Like Monkeys -- June 9, 2003
Muhammed, John Allen -- Bad Man -- November 21, 2003; Life or Death?
Murder with High Heels -- Hate It -- June 10, 2003
NBA Basketball -- Hate It -- March 15, 2003
New Orleans -- Great Fun -- New Orleans Travel Log
Niagara Falls -- Stunning -- December 21, 2003
October Outdoor Weddings -- Bad Idea -- October 20, 2003
Ore-Ida Tator Tots -- Yum -- July 15, 2003
Penis Snatching through Sorcery -- Very Bad Idea -- October 10, 2003
Plus Sized Women's Clothing Stores -- Suck -- June 25, 2003
Pocono Raceway -- Love It -- June 2, 2003
Pontiac SunFYRE -- Wish They Made One -- June 25, 2003
Radio Flier Little Red Roadster -- Love It -- May 2, 2003
Rose, Pete -- Stay out of Baseball -- November 19, 2003
Rubber Thongs -- Ouch -- July 19, 2003
Samen, Adrienne -- Wacko -- August 19, 2003
Santa Claus -- Love Him -- December 15, 2003
Small Penises -- Feel Sorry For Them -- June 25, 2003
Sorenstam, Annika -- Love Her -- May 22, 2003
Telemarketers -- Die -- May 24, 2003
Thanksgiving -- Love It -- November 27, 2003
Tobacco Advertising -- Hate It -- June 19, 2003
Vampire Killing Kits -- Expensive -- October 31, 2003
Wright, Steven -- Cracks Me Up -- June 26, 2003